Ghost & Ghoul Jokes  |
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When can't you bury
people who live opposite a graveyard ?
When they're not dead ! |
What trees do ghouls
like best ?
Ceme-trees ! |
What did the baby ghost
eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich ! |
Why are graveyards so
noisy ?
Because of all the coffin ! |
How can you tell if
a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid ! |
Why are cemeteries in
the middle of towns ?
Because they're dead centres ! |
Where do undertakers
go in October ?
The hearse of the year show ! |
How do undertakers speak
?
Gravely ! |
What was written on
the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
"I told you I was ill" ! |
What is a drunkards
last drink ?
His bier ! |
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