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When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?
When they're not dead !
What trees do ghouls like best ?
Ceme-trees !
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid !
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ?
Because they're dead centres !
Where do undertakers go in October ?
The hearse of the year show !
How do undertakers speak ?
Gravely !
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
"I told you I was ill" !
What is a drunkards last drink ?
His bier !
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Sarah Montgomery (Sun, 18 Sep 2011 09:05:11 -0700): There are Shutup, Manners, and Poop. Poop falls out the window Manners jumps out the window to get poop. Shutup gets pulled over by a police officer and he says what is your name sur he says Shutup the police say come on what is your name shutup and then he says where r your mannes 5 miles down picking up poop.

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