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How do you keep flies
out of the kitchen ?
Put a pile of manure in the living room ! |
What is the difference
between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird ! |
Why did the fly fly
?
Because the spider spied 'er ! |
Why did the firefly
keep stealing things ?
He was light fingered ! |
What goes "snap,
crackle and pop" ?
A firefly with a short circuit ! |
Which fly makes films
?
Stephen Speilbug ! |
Why were the flies playing
football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup ! |
How do fireflies start
a race ?
Ready steady glow ! |
If there are 5 flies
in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the sugar bowl ! |
What did one firefly
say to the other ?
Got to glow now ! |
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