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Two fleas where running
across the top of a cereal packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because it says "Tear along the dotted line" |
What did one flea say
to the other after a night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ? |
Why did the stupid boy
wear a turlte neck sweater ?
To hide his flea collar ! |
What is a flea's favourite
book ?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy ! |
What is the most faithful
insect ?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them
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What insect runs away
from everything ?
A flee ! |
What is the difference
between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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What do you call a cheerful
flea ?
A hop-timist! |
What did the romantic
flea say ?
I love you aw-flea ! |
How to fleas travel
?
Itch hiking ! |
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