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Father Christmas
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues ! |
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck ! |
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow ! |
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause ! |
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws ! |
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe ! |
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" ! |
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ? |
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
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Father Christmas
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