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Christmas Jokes !
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! |
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia ! |
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! |
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! |
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight ! |
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy ! |
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
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Christmas !
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