Tom Thumb Jokes |
Thumbelina was no bigger than her mother's thumb.
If she'd been the size of her mother's little finger would she have been called pinkie? |
Tom Thumb told Thumbelina a joke ...
it was a MINI HA HA! |
| Tom Thumb was so small that he had to drink condensed milk! |
| Tom Thumb was so tiny his feet didn't touch the ground! |
Where did Tom Thumb get his surname?
From his father! |
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