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    Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone
    Are you choking ?
    No, I really did !
    Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen
    Well sit down and write your name !
    Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
    Well don't point him at anyone until I get there !
    Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film.
    Well lets just wait and see if anything develops !
    Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
    Use a pencil ‘till I get there
    Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a mouth organ.
    Think yourself lucky you don't play the piano.
    Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed a quilt.
    I thought you looked a bit down in the mouth.
    Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed some uranium.
    You've probably got atomic ache.
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