 Cat
Jokes |
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What looks like half
a cat ?
The
other half ! |
What happened when
the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She
had mittens ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot ! |
How do cats eat spaghetti
?
The
same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! |
What is a French cat's
favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse ! |
What do cat actors
say on stage ?
Tabby
or not tabby ! |
What did the cat say
when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw ! |
How do you know if
you cat's got a bad cold ?
He has
cat-arrh ! |
How do you know if
your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal
that puts you out a night ! |
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