 Bird
Jokes |
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Which bird is always
out of breath ?
A puffin ! |
What's got six legs
and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows ! |
Why did the owl, owl
?
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er ! |
What do you call a crate
of ducks ?
A box of quackers ! |
What language do birds
speak ?
Pigeon English ! |
How do you get a parrot
to talk properly ?
Send him to polytechnic ! |
What do you get if you
cross a duck with a firework ?
A firequaker ! |
What is a parrot's favorite
game ?
Hide and Speak ! |
What do you call a Scottish
parrot ?
A Macaw ! |
What do parrots eat
?
Polyfilla ! |
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