Bear Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !

Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !

How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names !

What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !

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