 Bear
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Why was the little bear
so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim ! |
What do you call a big
white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear ! |
Why do polo bears like
bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place ! |
What kind of money do
polar bears use ?
Ice lolly ! |
How do you start a teddy
bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go ! |
What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names ! |
What do polar bears
have for lunch ?
Ice burger ! |
What do you get if you
cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre ! |
What's yellow, comes
from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin ! |
What do you get if you
cross a skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh ! |
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