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What happens when plumbers die ?
They go down the drain !

What's the name for a short legged tramp ?
A low down bum !

Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well
Mr Brown: It works !

How do you cure a headache ?
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear !

What did one virus say to another ?
Stay away !, I think I've got penicillin !

Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella ?
He wanted to put something away for a rainy day !

What was the gangsters last words ?
Who put that violin in my violin case !

Have you ever seen a man eating tiger ?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

What do you call an American drawing ?
Yankee doodle !

I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"
Did you have a big role ?
No just toast and marmalade !

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