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What are little ghosts
dressed in when it rains ?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes ! |
Why are ghosts bad at
telling lies ?
Because you can see right through them ! |
Where does Sitting Bull's
ghost live ?
In a creepy teepee ! |
Who writes ghosts jokes
?
Crypt writers ! |
What kind of street
does a ghost like best ?
A dead end ! |
What do ghosts dance
to ?
Soul music ! |
Where do ghosts go on
holiday ?
The Ghosta Brava! |
What did the ghost teacher
say to her class ?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again ! |
What do you call a ghost
who stays out all night ?
A fresh air freak ! |
What happened when the
ghosts went on strike ?
A skeleton staff took over ! |
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