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Oddball Riddles |
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What would you get if you crossed a dog and a waffle?
A woofle. |
What would you get if you crossed a movie house and a swimming pool?
A dive-in theatre. |
When I get old and ugly, will you still talk to me?
Don't I ? |
Where do old Volkswagens go?
To the old Volks (folks) home. |
Where do they store Chinese boats?
In a junkyard. |
Where does a two-ton gorilla sleep?
Anywhere he wants to. |
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom. |
Which is better to have, a cow or a bull?
A cow gives milk, but a bull always charges. |
Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used his noodle. |
Why did Robin Hood rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have any money. |
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