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What
did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand." |
What
did the cannibal have for lunch?
Baked beings (beans). |
What
do bees do with all their honey?
Cell (sell) it. |
What
do liars do after they die?
Lie still. |
What
do two oceans say when they meet?
They don't say anything, they just wave. |
What
do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at the same
time?
A four-loaf cleaver (clover). |
What
do you call a sunburn on your stomach?
Pot roast. |
What
do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos. |
What
do you call it when pigs do their laundry?
Hogwash! |
What
do you get if you cross a canary and a tiger?
I don't know, but when it sings you'd better listen. |
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