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If you
cross a dog and an egg, what would you get?
A pooched (poached) egg. |
If you
cross ducks and cows, what would you have?
Quackers (crackers) and milk. |
If you
crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong. |
If you
found a $10 bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you
have?
Someone else's coat. |
If you
need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger). |
In what
kind of home do the buffalo roam?
A very dirty one. |
What
causes a black eye?
A guided muscle (missile). |
What
did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware
by boat?
"Get in!" |
What
did Paul Revere say when he finished his famous ride?
"Whoa!" |
What
did the astronaut see on his skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects. |
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