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What is the hottest part of a man's face?
His sideburns.
What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest.
What is the longest shortest word?
Abbreviation.
What is the longest view in the world?
Down a road with telephone poles, because then you can see from pole to pole.
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles," because there is a "mile" between the first and last letters.
What is the loudest sport?
Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet (racket).
What is the most important subject a witch learns in witch school?
Spelling.
What is the most tired vegetable?
A beet (beat).
What is the poorest plant?
A vine, because it can't support itself.
What is the quietest sport?
Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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