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Wish I had been born 1000 years ago
Why is that
Just think of all the history
that I wouldn't have to learn !
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My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?
Dates !
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What do they talk about ?
The good old days !
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Who was the biggest thief in history ?
Atlas, he held up the whole world ! |
What did Noah do for a job ?
He was an arkitecht!
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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark ?
Floodlights !
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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt ?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court !
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile ! |
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
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