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Historical
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Wish I had been born
1000 years ago
Why
is that
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn ! |
My teacher reminds
me of history
She's
always repeating herself ! |
What do history teachers
make when they want to get together ?
Dates ! |
What do they talk about
?
The
good old days ! |
Who was the biggest
thief in history ?
Atlas, he held up the whole world ! |
What did Noah do for
a job ?
He was
an arkitecht! |
What kind of lighting
did Noah use for the ark ?
Floodlights ! |
Did they play tennis
in ancient Egypt ?
Yes,
the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court !
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The Spanish explorers
went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile ! |
What did Paul Revere
say when he got on his horse?
Giddy
up horsey ! |
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