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What's the moral of
the story about Jonah and the whale ?
You
can't keep a good man down ! |
Who designed Noah's
ark?
An
ark-itect ! |
What was the greatest
accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin ! |
Why did Julius Caesar
buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony ! |
Where did the pilgrims
land when they came to America ?
On their feet ! |
Why does history keep
repeating itself ?
Because
we weren't listening the first time ! |
Who succeeded the first
President of the USA ?
The second one ! |
If Atlas supported
the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?
His
wife ! |
What did Noah do while
spending time on the ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms
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Why did Eve want to
move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple ! |
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