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Abominable Snowman & Yeti Jokes |  | |
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Why shouldn't you dance
with a yeti?
Because if it trod on you you might get flat feet. |
What do you call a yeti
in a phone box?
Stuck. |
How did the yeti feel
when he had flu?
Abominable. |
What do yetis eat on
top of Everest?
High Tea. |
What kind of man doesn't
like to sit in front of the fire?
An Abominable Snowman. |
Why was the Abominable
Snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites. |
What do Abominable Snowmen
call their offspring?
Chill-dren. |
Where do Abominable
Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs. |
What did one Abominable
Snowman say to the other?
I'm afraid I just don't believe in people. |
What is the Abominable
Snowman's favorite book?
War and Frozen Peas. |
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