Why
do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Why
do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all 'E's.
You're
a big Internet fan aren't you?
Yes - it's becoming a habit!
You're
a big internet fan, arn't you?
Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Teacher:
Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet
Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
