|What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
|What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
|What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
|"Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
|What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
|Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
|What do you call two birds in love?
|What do you call a very small valentine?
|What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
|Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!