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Counselor: Swimming
keeps you fit and trim.
Don: I guess you never saw a whale! |
Counselor: This is a
dogwood tree.
Ben: How do you know?
Counselor: By its bark. |
Counselor: Wash your
face. I can see what you had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?
Counselor: Eggs.
Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday! |
Counselor: Who gave
you that black eye?
Camper: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it! |
Counselor: Why are you
sitting up in bed?
Ruth: There's a mosquito in the cabin.
Counselor: But it hasn't bitten you.
Ruth: I know, but it came so close I could hear its motor. |
Counselor: Why did I
catch you grabbing an extra cookie?
Laura: Because I didn't hear you coming. |
'I can't find my dollar
bill,' Jane sobbed.
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.' |
Lee: I just swallowed
a fish bone!
Counselor: Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious! |
Lunch was just over.
Brian was about to jump into the lake.
'It's dangerous to swim on a full stomach,' warned his Counselor
'Dont' worry,' Brian said. 'I'll do the backstroke.' |
My Counselor doesn't
now anything about kids.
She makes me go to sleep when I'm wide awake. And then she wakes me up when I'm
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