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| He is so dumb, he thinks
an agent is someone who keeps track of your age! |
Why won't anyone eat
the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles! |
What did the ice cream
say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?" |
Do you think my skin
is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles." |
"I'm giving a 'surprised'
birthday party for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come,
I'll be surprised!" |
What's the best way
to find out an elephant's age?
Check his driver's license. |
Did you hear about the
dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one! |
How can you tell if
an elephant's been to your birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ice cream. |
What are your two favourite
times to party?
Daytime and night-time! |
Why did the fat monster
put a candle on his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday! |
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