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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!" |
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty! |
What party game do rabbits like to play?
Musical Hares. |
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! |
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!" |
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles." |
"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!" |
Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one! |
"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?" |
Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
It was a sappy one! |
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