Robin Hood Jokes |
Friar Tuck was a monk, so why did he get involved in a life of crime?
It was his habit! |
How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow! |
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the rich to give to the poor! |
What did Robin say when he nearly got hit at the archery contest?
"That was an arrow escape!" |
What has two holes for the eyes and a slit for the beak?
A Robin Hood! |
What is Robin Hood's favourite radio programme?
The Archers! |
Where did Robin's Merry Men go to buy their sweets?
The Friar's Tuck-shop! |
Why couldn't Robin Hood hit the target?
Because his arrows were all in a quiver! |
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn 't have anything worth stealing! |
Why wouldn't Robin Hood's bow work properly?
Because it was a crossbow! |
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