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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy ! |
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible
Which sister ? |
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift !
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop at this floor ! |
Doctor, doctor, my daughter thinks she's an actress.
Don't worry - it's just a stage she's going through. |
Doctor, doctor, my eleven-year-old son weighs fifteen stone and is seven feet tall.
Don't worry - he'll grow out of it. |
Doctor, doctor, my friend thinks he's a lift.
Send him straight up.
I can't, he doesn't stop at your floor. |
Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a car.
Show him in at once.
I can't - he's double parked. |
Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a parachutist.
Tell him to drop in and see me. |
Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's Moses.
Tell him to stop taking the Tablets. |
Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks I'm mad because I like kippers.
That's nonsense. I like kippers too.
Really? You must come round and see my collection! |
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