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My mother had a nervous breakdown trying to fit round tomatoes into square sandwiches.

Teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

The optician's daughter keeps making a spectacle of herself.

My sister uses massacre on her eyes.

'Long Walk' by Miss D. Bus.

Is an operetta a girl who works for AT&T?

'Sleep' by Annie Stethic.
I'll Fiji then don't Russia.

Gorgons had snakes in their hair and looked like women only more horrible.

Why does mum say she's been shopping when she hasn't bought anything?

'In the Country' by Theresa Green.

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