	*Reptile Jokes !*
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What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and dagger agent !

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Lily !

What do Scottish toads play ?
Hop-scotch !

How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !

Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll croak in no time !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom !

What's green and tough ?
A toad with a machine gun !

	*Reptile Jokes !*
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