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What do you call a frog
spy ?
A croak and dagger agent ! |
What do you call a girl
with a frog in her hair ?
Lily ! |
What do Scottish toads
play ?
Hop-scotch ! |
How did the toad die
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He simply croaked ! |
What goes dot-dot-croak,
dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad ! |
Whats the world weakest
animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him ! |
Whats white on the outside,
green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog ! |
What happens if you
eat a hot frog ?
You'll croak in no time ! |
Where do frogs leave
their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom ! |
What's green and tough
?
A toad with a machine gun ! |
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