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What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and dagger agent !
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
Lily !
What do Scottish toads play ?
Hop-scotch !
How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll croak in no time !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
In the croakroom !
What's green and tough ?
A toad with a machine gun !
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