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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A mouldy frog in a blender !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

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