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Why did the toad become
a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn ! |
What did the bus conductor
ay to the frog ?
Hop on ! |
What do you say to a
hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in ! |
What do you get if you
cross a frog with a ferry ?
A hoppercraft ! |
What do you call a frog
who wants to be a cowboy ?
Hoppalong Cassidy ! |
When is a car like a
frog ?
When it's becing toad ! |
Why do frogs have webbed
feet ?
To stamp out forest fires ! |
What do you say if you
meet a toad ?
Wart's new ! |
Whats green and can
jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups ! |
Why did the lizard go
on a diet ?
It weighed too much for its scales ! |
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