Kangaroo
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First
Kangaroo: What has feathers and writes?
Second
Kangaroo: A ballpoint hen. |
First
Kangaroo: Which is the bossiest ant?
Second
Kangaroo: Tyrant! |
First
Kangaroo: What do moose do at a concert?
Second
Kangaroo: Make moosic. |
First
Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get
mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second
Kangaroo: A giraffic jam. |
First
Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and
10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round. |
First
Kangaroo: Which ant is an army officer?
Second
Kangaroo: Sergeant! |
First
Kangaroo: What do monkeys eat for dessert?
Second
Kangaroo: Chocolate chimp cookies. |
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