First
Kangaroo: What has feathers and writes? Second
Kangaroo: A ballpoint hen.
First
Kangaroo: Which is the bossiest ant? Second
Kangaroo: Tyrant!
First
Kangaroo: What do moose do at a concert? Second
Kangaroo: Make moosic.
First
Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get
mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second
Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
First
Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and
10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
First
Kangaroo: Which ant is an army officer? Second
Kangaroo: Sergeant!
First
Kangaroo: What do monkeys eat for dessert? Second
Kangaroo: Chocolate chimp cookies.
