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Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle ? Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make !

What do you call a joke book for chickens ? A yolk book !

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow ? 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken ? An egg-splosion !

Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground ? To get to the other side !

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper !

What has two legs and flies ? A pig !

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !

What do you call a sleeping bull ? A bulldozer !

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ? Because he was a dirty double crosser !

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