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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

What do you call a pig with no clothes on ? Streaky bacon !

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

What's a cows favourite vegetable ? A cowat !

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs ? A pigtail !

Where do cows go on a Saturday night ? To the moo-vies !

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

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