 Farm
Yard Jokes |
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What do you get if you
cross a hen with a dog ?
Pooched eggs ! |
Why did the bull rush
?
Because it saw the cow slip ! |
Why did the ram fall
over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn ! |
What is a cow's favourite
TV show ?
Dr Moo ! |
What is a horse's favourite
sport ?
Stable tennis ! |
Why did the farmer call
his pig 'Ink' ?
Because he kept running out of the pen ! |
Where does a woodsman
keep his pigs ?
In a hog cabin ! |
What is the easiest
way to count a herd of cattle ?
Use a cowculator ! |
What did the baby chick
say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' ! |
What do you call a sheep
with no legs or head ?
A cloud ! |
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