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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ? Pooched eggs !

Why did the bull rush ? Because it saw the cow slip !

Why did the ram fall over the cliff ? He didn't see the ewe turn !

What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !

What is a horse's favourite sport ? Stable tennis !

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ? Because he kept running out of the pen !

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ? In a hog cabin !

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ? Use a cowculator !

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ? A cloud !

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