 Farm
Yard Jokes |
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What do you give a sick
pig ?
Oinkment ! |
What do cows like to
dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like ! |
What kind of bird lays
electric eggs ?
A battery hen ! |
What do you get if you
cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A bullfrog ! |
What game do cows play
at parties ?
Moosical chairs ! |
What do you get from
a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs ! |
What do you give a pony
with a cold ?
Cough Stirrup ! |
Where do milkshakes
come from ?
Excited cows ! |
Why do ducks have webbed
feet ?
To stamp out forest fires ! |
What do you get if a
sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather ! |
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