First Caribou: Did you hear the joke about the rotten dinosaur eggs? Second Caribou: No. First Caribou: Two
bad.
First Caribou: Did you hear about the ten tons of woolly mammoth hair that was stolen from the wig-maker today? Second Caribou: No, I haven't. First Caribou: The police
are now combing the area.
First Caribou: How do you stop a dinosaur from biting his nails? Second Caribou: I give up. First Caribou:
Pull his foot out of his mouth.
First Caribou: Ask me if I'm a rabbit. Second Caribou: Okay. Are you a rabbit? First Caribou: Yes, I'm a
rabbit. Now ask me if I'm a caribou. Second Caribou: I'm game, are you a Caribou? First Caribou: No, silly. I told you I'm a rabbit.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
First Caribou: What kind of bears like to go out in the rain? Second Caribou: Drizzly bears.
First Caribou: What do snake charmers wear around their necks? Second Caribou: Boaties.
First Caribou: What do snakes learn in school? Second Caribou: Reading, writhing and arithmetic.
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
