 Big
Cat Jokes |
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How does a lion greet
the other animals in the field ?
'Pleased to eat you.' ! |
What's the difference
between a tiger and a lion ?
A tiger has the mane part missing ! |
What happened to the
tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless ! |
What do you get if you
cross a tiger with a sheep ?
A stripey sweater ! |
What do you get if you
cross a tiger with a snowman ?
Frostbite ! |
What do you get if you
cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper ! |
How are tigers like
sergeants in the army ?
They both wear stripes ! |
What is the most breathless
thing on television ?
The Pink Panter Show ! |
What do you get if
you cross a leopard with a watchdog ?
A terrified postman ! |
When is a lion not
a lion ?
When he turns into his cage ! |
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