 Big
Cat Jokes |
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What flies around your
light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth ! |
What does the lion say
to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.' |
Why is the desert lion
everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
Because he has sandy claws ! |
What did the lions say
to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' |
What is lion's favorite
food ?
Baked beings ! |
What do tigers wear
in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas ! |
What does a lion brush
his mane with ?
A catacomb ! |
What happened when the
lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny ! |
What's striped and bouncy
?
A tiger on a pogo stick ! |
How can you get a set
of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion ! |
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