What's the difference
between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You
can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What's the difference
between a sick elephant and seven days ? One
is a weak one and the other one week !
What's the difference
between an elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
Why are elephants grey
?
So you
can tell them from flamingos !
Elephant Keeper: "My
Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor ?"
Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people
!"
Why do elephants scratch
themselves ?
Because
they're the only ones who know where they itch !
What's the difference
between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles !
What's the difference
between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
A gooseberry
is green !
What pill would you
give to an elephant that can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers !
A boy with an elephant
on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need
help"
"Yes
I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"
